The Super Freak

Jan 03

cumber-bitches:

NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE

Jan 02

awesomephilia:

Purr = happy cat noise

Gato = Spanish for cat

Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats

Jan 02

salma:

“i haven’t eaten anything since last year”

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“i remember 2013 like it was yesterday”

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“i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”

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Nov 08
lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

lindseyisnotonfire:

this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for

Oct 26
Oct 26

Oh man send help. My mom, dad, and brother sam went to hoboken for an event that was only going to be untill 11a.m. It’s 4 p.m. I’m home alone and my oldest brother works until 7. 

Oct 26

selenerpatrol:

mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?

me:

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Oct 26
breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

breadonly:

gleeson666:

what the fuck is this

bazinga

Oct 25

ramsaybolton:

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

Oct 25

2spunky:

when you’re in a really big fandom:

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when you’re in a really small fandom:

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